Fun at my friend's away from the computer expense.

Michelle: wanna be on top? na nana na na

15 minutes later.

Michelle: you lose. this is tyra banks. i'm using michelle's computer and wanted to know if you wanted to be on top. obviously you don't. smile with your eyes, tyra.

Chemotherapy Will Make You Grow.

My friend found out this week she has thyroid cancer. She's going to have to have an operation to have a chunk of golf ball sized cancer taken out of her neck and then has to follow it with chemo. The chemo that thyroid patients take basically makes them radioactive. So much to the point that sitting down on a toilet after she's used it could fizzle your fallopian tubes. I'm trying to cheer her up about it.

Michelle: yeah you might be radioactive.

Michelle: you probably will be. its not a big deal, just can't exactly sleep in the same bed with a child. probably a good thing.

Erin: lol right

Erin: i went to the oncologist today and he was like oh yeah you will be radioactive for sure

Michelle: yeah. for thyroid especially.

Erin: the nodule on my thyroid is like golf ball lol nice i suck

Michelle: make sure you flush when you peeeee

Michelle: turn out the lights and watch the bowl glow

Michelle: TO THE EXTREME I ROCK A MIC LIKE A VANDAL!

Erin: lol i wonder about my pets tho

Michelle: you can scream that whenever someone asks you something

Erin: and how come i have to stay away from people yet im fine

Michelle: because you have the power, much like he-man
Michelle: its the power of greyskull.

Michelle: ok?

Michelle: i didnt want to tell you, but i guess i should. they are injecting the power of greyskull in you.

Erin: yesssss

Michelle: you should buy a sword right about now.

Michelle: because you're going to have to use it, to kill terrorists.

Erin: am i going to be the next hiroshima?

Michelle: are you planning any trips to north korea I should know about?

We Gonna Get Funky. Funky. Funky. Funky.

I think a massive all inclusive world study should be put out on that line dance, where the guy screams, "REVERSE REVERSE! REVERSE REVERSE! Every, body, clap your hands!" Can you resist? Are you clapping your hands mentally right now?

What is it with that song. That guy is a fucking MILLIONAIRE. That song, as much as we would like to call it irritating, is encapsulating to the entire soul. It makes you want to at least LOOK at the dance floor even if you aren't on the dance floor. You want to see if people do the dance right. I mean, its as easy as stomping and crossing your legs, but people still mess it up.

You would think after it being out for 39457839485739 years that everyone would know it, but I still see people get on the dance floor and stand in the middle of the box like formation of people and look confused. Anyway, I think this dance has some kind of secret grey alien or masons type thing which controls the mind. I'm just glad I haven't been found within the clutches of that evil song, out on the dance floor.