alicia: so a blonde and a jewish man enter a bar

alicia: the jewish man orders a long island iced tea and the blonde orders nothing

alicia: finish the joke

michelle: the blonde dies

michelle: the end.

michelle: well, it made me laugh

alicia: that is acceptable

michelle: no wait wait wait

michelle: "the blonde lays her head on the bar and dies"

alicia: haha

michelle: you don't want to order anything when you are dying.