Dear Lesbian Stalker,
Please stop stalking me, okay? It is really weird. I mean, it is getting to be especially weird. I know we started off on a weird foot, but I'm pretty sure I ended it pretty clearly, and you need not keep plopping down next to me in the bar and forcing me into conversation. I really thought you were going to try and ruin my New Year's Eve, but I realized you just ruined it for yourself. Me? I had a great time! What a swell night, with my friends and all.
So please kick yourself in the teeth and leave me alone.
Sincerely and with no regrets,
Me!
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I hate when that happens.
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